‘The Girl on the Train’—not bad, not amazing. Written too simply. Some would love(?): deals with the issues of pregnancy and motherhood.

I can’t say I didn’t laugh… theguardian.com/business/2016/…

How to Hone Your Creative Routine and Master the Pace of Productivity: buff.ly/20hiI2x

For a hint of new guitar music (for the rock inclined): buff.ly/1TLGDqX

I’m officially sick of Fakebook. Like, gut-sick. I want to chat to my friends but I don’t want this distance between us. This ever-growing distance. I need nourishment. I need sunlight. I need to grow. I’ll go back to Facebook…

Trailer: Mild spoilers. Genre: Comedy-Drama Plot: A huge comet named Matilda is set to smash into the Earth in three weeks’ time. Dodge Peterson (Steve Carrell, dead-pan) and neighbour Penny (an erratic Keira Knightley) meet in the ensuing chaos; Penny reveals she…

Trailer: Avoid, possible spoilers. Genre: Body-Horror (Found Footage) Plot: Guy discovers he has a potentially fatal brain aneuryism and embarks on a final journey around Europe accompanied by fun-loving mate. Mr Aneuryism is attacked and injured by a (watch the movie)….

Broadway, why no Rasputin The Mad Monk horror-dramady? The current Russian president’s name would feed nicely into some of the song-and-dance-routines (see below). Our Czarist production would go something like this: There’s no disputing, Rasputin, as unpopular as Putin Tum-tee-tum-tee-wooten Thrown in…

I am a fundamentally unlikeable person. ‘Woah,’ I hear you say, aghast. ‘You’re going to lead with that? Just vomit your emotions all over them, why don’t you?’ Okay, I’ll rephrase: Others view me as a fundamentally unlikeable person. Not…

A friend passed away recently. I’m fairly cut up inside. He was a hair-breadth away from finishing the revision on his first novel. I need to get back into writing, for myself, but in honour of my friend… This is…